Loading ...You know things are bad when the police arrest Jesus’s wife.
Emma Kim-Tashis Harrison, 25, walked into the Coggin Pontiac dealership on Blanding Boulevard looking for some new wheels. She settled on a vehicle that cost almost $70,000, but things hit a snag when she grabbed her checkbook, according to a Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office arrest report.
A representative from a bank in California informed the dealership’s financial manager that the account Harrison supplied was bad.
So were the names on the check. It was signed “Mr. and Mrs. Jesus and Emma Christ.”
However, she warns that her husband will drop by next week to straighten things out.
She said Jesus Christ would return next week to sign the paperwork and pick up the car.
[h/t] Newscoma
Yup, he sure will. He told me he would get to Emma right after he bought me that private jet last week.