President Obama Resigns

President Obama will be holding a press conference at 8:00 pm (EDT) this evening to announce his resignation. After the Supreme Court agreed to hear the case regarding his birth certificate, Chief Justice Roberts became enraged when the Governor of Hawaii informed the Court that no such document exists. After a middle-of-the-night phone call from Justice Roberts, President Obama agreed to tender his resignation effective immediately. Due to the scandal over the video of his daughter, V.P. Biden will not accept the position of President, and that means that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi will assume the Office of the Presidency.

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